eating clocks is really time consuming
especially when you go back for seconds
whoever ended up buying this is a very lucky person
I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
"bollocks" is such a funny word to me like what is a bollock
it’s literally a testicle
are you telling me that “bollocks” is literally just the english way of cursing “balls”
are you telling me that people didn’t know that
did you know that lullabies were originally called lilith-byes and they were sung over babies to make sure that lilith didn’t come and snatch them in the night and eat them
please tell me that you’re joking
bloODY HELL WHAT
maybe john should have sang some more of them to sammy
the superbowl? no, friend, im watching the superb owl. do you see that owl over there? amazing!
it just occurred to me to question why the tumblr logo includes a period
why does it include a period
we dont even use punctuation here
all the punctuation we don’t use on this site goes to feed the giant all-seeing eye of sauron period in the tumblr logo
i dont remember this part of the bible
After the night he had, neither did Jesus.
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk